You may now clean hair deeply, leaving it smelling fresh and manageable.
At ease, shampoo.
I don’t know what you do.
But you’re bloody expensive!
So it must be important.
But do try to lather a bit more, conditioner.
Try to be a bit more like shampoo.
Shampoo lathers quite nicely, don’t you?
Yes, you’re a good man, shampoo.
I knew your father. We fought alongside each other in the great price attack of 94!